This is part 4 for the ‘What Would’ series.  We take a person, fictional or real, and pick out all the coolest things they would buy from a military surplus store.  This week’s is a bit goofy with the Klingon, but they are definitely warriors and a military people.  We got Bill from KlingonWeapons.com to give us some tips on this one.  The previous articles in this series are listed below:

Part 1 of the ‘What Would’ series: What Would Batman Buy From A Military Surplus Store?
Part 2 of the ‘What Would’ series: What Would Jack Bauer Buy From A Military Surplus Store?
Part 3 of the ‘What Would’ series: What Would The Punisher Buy From A Military Surplus Store?

Me: Hey Bill, nice to have you here, thanks for taking time from your busy weapons day.
Bill: no problem, what would you like to know about klingon weapons?

Me: We are running a series of articles on what would X buy from a military surplus store, and we’d like to know what a klingon warrior would buy from a military surplus store.
Bill: actually, believe it or not you can buy Klingon weapons at one of the stores you are affiliated with, and it’s a pretty big store.  Klingon weapons are fairly niche, but thankfully there is a market for them.

Me: What kinds of weapons would a warrior look for?

Me: Who do you think would win in a fight, a current day Navy Seal or a 24th century Klingon?
Bill: The Seals definitely have range and sneaking up on enemies to their advantage if the Klingon was unprepared, but in a hand to hand combat situation, the Klingons strength would be mighty hard for a seal to overcome.

Me: Thank you for your time Bill.  I know this isn’t a normal military surplus item, but we thought we’d have a little fun with it and widen the spectrum today.
Bill: Remember who your talking to here, I know all about how to widen spectrums, so don’t get me started.

If you are interested in seeing Bill and his very ‘interesting’ work or knowledge or weapons, you can visit his site here:
KlingonWeapons.com